Storyteller, Maine Humorist, and Tall Taleoligist!

Do you love the Maine Out doors?

Have you ever wondered what it would be like to go fishing where the fishing was so good you had to hide behind a tree to bait your hook?

Have you longed for that trophy buck that has more points than your home loan?

Have you dreamed of flying down class 5 rapids in a raft?

If you are looking for serious adventure in the deep woods of Maine, you need to know.

I am not your Man!


Why not hire a Registered Maine guide!

(You want to get back don’t you deeyah?)

If a Mental vacation is more your speed.
Let’s be silly and bring along Willey!

Willey Phinedit ( Will E Find it?)
Storyteller, Maine Humorist, UnRegistered Guide,
and Tall Taleoligist

Willey was created in the past century as a gag geust at a camp reunion and has been here ever since.


Willey and his friends will take you on an escape from reality, and that is a nice place to visit Chummy. But you probably wouldn’t want to stay there.

(For too long anyway.)


If you want a Recreational Vacation in the State of Maine
take a Registered Guide!


If You want a Mental Vacation in the State of Mind take an UnRegistered guide ! Because it would be a shame to get lost when you wander in your own Mind, wouldn’t it deahya?

Yesah!
Finest Kind
Always be in your Mind, the way life should be.
Leave Willey a message on this site

or

You can contact Willey through his friend Vernon L. Cox
phone 207-899-9299
Willey Phinedit
C/O
Vernon Cox
665 Saco St. Lot 236
Westbrook Maine 04092


What others say about Willey Phinedit:

“You were wonderful, as usual, as Learnin Vernon and Willey Phinedit unforgettable characters. That mind of yours must be going all of the time to come up with some real winners.”
Judy Marcus
Beals Island Maine

”Vernon - you are too funny. In the vein of Bert and I you have struck gold!
The puns are good, the acting better.”

Norah Dooley
Storyteller, children’s author, and techno-artistic mentor to the masses

“This was a very funny presentation, complete with maps and newsletters and moose calls.”
Mike Harris
Maine Storyteller and award winning Speaker

“Well let me tell you this guy is some ol' wicked funny. Now vacations are quite expensive these days....BUT for a mere $8.00 you can go on a MENTAL VACATION with your tour guide Willey Phinedit. I would recommend, no, I would URGE you to send away for Mental Vacations today.”

Bob Gomes is the Editor for the Pond Street Report published weekly prior to breakfast in Bucksport Maine

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